NESSIE, CHAMP, OGOPOGO
It's doubtful that any of the lake monsters
of Loch Ness, Lake Champlain, and Okanagan Lake,
ever acted in a cowboy movie or tv western.
But such a water creature can indeed be found
in an episode of Little House on the Prairie called "The Lake Kezia Monster."
If you really care enough to tell these three aquatic creatures apart,
don't forget to bring measuring tape, monster guide book,
and a little tranquilizer gun.
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